I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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