Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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