Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
