i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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