can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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