I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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