i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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