did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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