drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
i need some magic done to my vagina
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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