I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Oh god it's open bar.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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