soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i drank out of a bidet.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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