Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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