I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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