hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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