i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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