im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
