just tell him i said nine months
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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