Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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