Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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