Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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