He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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