turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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