love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
