out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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