erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
