If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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