The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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