If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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