Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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