I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
After tacos, we're chasing women.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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