"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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