I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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