12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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