Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I would fuck him just for his dog
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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