Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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