I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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