Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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