What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i came on her dog
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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