Moan for me like Helen Keller
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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