I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
