Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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