Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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