How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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