You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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