Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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