Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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