If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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