No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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