Do you still have your period?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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