next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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