Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
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