She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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