no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
So much rum. So many feels.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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