how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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