Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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