I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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